{ "eyebrow": "Handmade in Fallon, Nevada", "headline_plain": "Gifts made", "headline_em": "one layer", "subhead": "Articulated dragons, cruise door keepsakes, poured resin and laser-engraved signs — every piece made to order in our home workshop and finished by hand.", "products": [ { "name": "Resin Serving Tray", "cat": "resin", "price": 100, "desc": "A wide-format resin tray poured in layered blues, teals, and white to build a wave pattern from the bottom up. Each tray is cast in two to three separate pours — the color layers are added incrementally so the pigment settles and feathers at each stage rather than blending into a flat field. The organic, wave-scalloped edge is set during the final pour. Full cure runs 48–72 hours before sanding and a high-gloss topcoat finish. Because each layer behaves differently on different days, no two trays carry the same wave break. This design is capped at 25 pieces — when the run ends, the mold is retired.", "specA_label": "Material", "specA_value": "Epoxy resin", "specB_label": "Cure", "specB_value": "1 week", "image": "/content/uploads/6201.webp", "slug": "resin-serving-tray", "short_name": "Wave Resin Serving Tray", "hook": "Layered blues and teals poured into a wave you can serve on.", "gift_for": "Housewarmings, hosts, beach lovers", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "12\"L x 8\"W x 1\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Cruise key card holder", "cat": "cruise", "price": 65, "desc": "A clear resin block sized to hold cruise ship key cards, poured and cured as a single solid piece with a top slot cut after curing. Personalization is available — a name, ship name, or sailing date can be set into the resin during the pour so it becomes part of the piece rather than applied to the surface. Because the text or artwork is embedded, its placement and depth shift slightly from piece to piece. The block is finished with a light sand on all faces for a smooth, even feel. This design is capped at 20 pieces — when the run ends, the mold is retired.", "specA_label": "Material", "specA_value": "Glass engraved", "specB_label": "Laser", "specB_value": "2 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/6202.webp", "slug": "cruise-key-card-holder", "short_name": "Cruise Key Card Holder", "hook": "A solid resin block with your name or ship set right into the pour.", "gift_for": "First-time cruisers, cruise couples", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "4\"L x 2.5\"W x 0.25\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Shell Casing Coasters (Set of 4)", "cat": "resin", "price": 50, "desc": "A set of four hand-poured resin coasters, each cast in its own color story — deep sapphire blue, pearl white, sunset red, and a tri-color red-white-blue split. The split coaster is the most process-intensive: the pour is staged in thirds, with short cure windows between each color band to keep the edges defined without full bleed. Shell casings are set into each coaster during the pour and become structural once the resin cures around them. Each coaster is finished with a sanded flat base so it sits level. Pigment suspension and casing placement vary between sets. This design is capped at 20 sets — when the run ends, the mold is retired.", "specA_label": "Set", "specA_value": "4 coasters", "specB_label": "Material", "specB_value": "Epoxy resin + brass casings", "image": "/content/uploads/shell-casing-coasters.webp", "slug": "red-white-blue-shell-casing-coasters-set-of-4", "short_name": "Shell Casing Coasters (4)", "hook": "Red, white and blue resin with real brass casings set in the pour.", "gift_for": "Veterans, hunters, the home bar", "dimensions": "3.5\" diameter x 0.25\"H each (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Mini Pallet Coaster Set (6) with Crate", "cat": "laser", "price": 45, "desc": "Six miniature wood pallet coasters, each laser-cut and laser-engraved to replicate the plank lines, wood-grain texture, and rivet detail of a full-size shipping pallet at roughly 1:12 scale. The coasters are cut in a single pass, then engraved in a second pass that scores the grain pattern into each slat. The accompanying storage crate is also laser-cut and assembles without adhesive. Because wood grain varies sheet to sheet, the engraving reads differently on every coaster — the pattern is the same but the way the grain catches the beam is not. This design is capped at 25 sets — when the run ends, the file is retired.", "specA_label": "Set includes", "specA_value": "6 coasters + crate", "specB_label": "Material", "specB_value": "Laser-cut wood", "image": "/content/uploads/mini-pallet-coaster-set.webp", "slug": "mini-pallet-coaster-set-set-of-6-with-storage-crate", "short_name": "Mini Pallet Coasters (6)", "hook": "Six tiny laser-engraved wood pallets in their own crate.", "gift_for": "Truckers, warehouse crews, man caves", "dimensions": "4\"L x 4\"W x 0.25\"H each (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Articulated Cherry Blossom Dragon", "cat": "print", "price": 60, "desc": "A fully poseable 3D-printed dragon with segmented joints printed in-place, available in red or pink. Each dragon is hand-finished after printing — individual cherry blossom elements are placed by hand across the body, not printed as part of the base model. Print time runs approximately 14–18 hours per dragon depending on scale, and finishing adds several more hours. The joint articulation is tested and freed by hand before the blossoms are placed, so no two dragons carry the same petal arrangement. Personalization is available. This design is capped at 25 pieces — when the run ends, the model is retired.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "14–18 hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/cherry-blossom-dragons.webp", "slug": "articulated-cherry-blossom-dragon", "short_name": "Cherry Blossom Dragon", "hook": "A fully poseable dragon dressed in hand-placed blossoms, red or pink.", "gift_for": "Dragon collectors, spring birthdays", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "14\"L x 3\"W x 3\"H, fully extended (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Crystal Ice Dragon", "cat": "print", "price": 60, "desc": "A fully articulated dragon with each spine segment and surface detail sculpted to read as fractured ice crystal rather than scale. Every joint is printed in-place and freed by hand after the print is complete — no assembly required, but the freeing process takes time and varies in how cleanly each joint separates. Surface facets are part of the base model, not added after print, so the way light moves across the piece changes with angle and light source. Print time for a single dragon runs 16–20 hours. This design is capped at 20 pieces — when the run ends, the model is retired.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "16–20 hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/crystal-ice-dragon.webp", "slug": "crystal-ice-dragon", "short_name": "Crystal Ice Dragon", "hook": "Every scale sculpted like fractured ice — fully articulated, no assembly.", "gift_for": "Fantasy fans, desk and shelf collectors", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "14\"L x 3\"W x 3\"H, fully extended (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Wrapped Gift Box Storage Box", "cat": "print", "price": 45, "desc": "A 3D-printed storage box designed to read at a glance as a wrapped present — the bow, ribbon, and wrapping paper texture are modeled directly into the print, not added afterward. The lid and base are printed as two separate pieces and fit together with a straight press-fit seam. Print time is approximately 6–8 hours for the full set. Personalization is available — a name or short message can be added to one face of the box before printing. Because FDM printing lays down material one line at a time, small texture variations between prints are normal and expected. This design is capped at 20 pieces — when the run ends, the model is retired.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "6–8 hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/gift-box-piggy-bank_1.webp", "slug": "wrapped-gift-box-storage-box", "short_name": "Wrapped Gift Box", "hook": "A press-fit storage box that looks like a wrapped present all year.", "gift_for": "Stocking stuffers, trinket keepers", "dimensions": "4\"L x 4\"W x 4\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Tree Spirit Planter", "cat": "print", "price": 75, "desc": "A weathered, ancient face carved straight out of living wood — this bust planter captures a tree spirit mid-transformation, with bark-like grain running down the cheeks, deep furrowed brow lines, and a crown of gnarled branches sweeping back like windswept hair. The hollow-eyed, softly human expression gives it real presence, somewhere between a forest guardian and a work of folk art, while the wood-grain texture is sculpted in fine enough detail to look hand-carved rather than printed. The top of the head and shoulders form an open cavity sized for a small plant, succulent, or air plant, so roots and soil sit hidden inside the bust while trailing leaves or blooms emerge like hair from the crown. It sits on a separate braided, root-like base finished in matte black, which contrasts against the bust's natural stone-gray finish and keeps the whole piece stable on a shelf, windowsill, or desk. Cast in durable, UV-stable material that holds up well both indoors and out, it's substantial enough to feel like a real decor piece, not a novelty pot. A striking centerpiece for plant lovers, fantasy and cottagecore decor fans, or anyone looking for a planter with more personality than a standard terra cotta pot.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print Time", "specB_value": "36 Hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/tree-spirit-planter_1.webp", "slug": "tree-spirit-planter", "short_name": "Tree Spirit Planter", "hook": "A weathered forest face with room for a succulent in its crown.", "gift_for": "Plant lovers, cottagecore and fantasy decor", "dimensions": "6\"L x 6\"W x 8\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Twisted Root Planter", "cat": "print", "price": 60, "desc": "A simple, deep planter bowl held aloft by a tangle of gnarled roots — the bowl itself is smooth and clean-lined, but the moment your eye drops below the rim it's all wild, knotted wood grain, with claw-like tendrils curling and crossing as they reach down to a wide circular tray base. Sharp thorny spurs bristle out from the roots where they meet the base, and a jagged star-shaped burst radiates across the tray floor beneath the bowl, like the whole thing grew up out of the ground overnight. The two-tier design is fully functional: the bowl holds soil and roots for a real plant, while the attached tray catches drips and excess water underneath, so it can sit safely on a windowsill, desk, or shelf without a separate saucer. Printed in a warm stone-gray finish with the fine, individually sculpted grain lines of real driftwood, it reads as a genuine art piece as much as a plant pot. A striking choice for succulents, small houseplants, or air plants, and a natural fit for anyone drawn to fantasy, gothic, or nature-inspired decor who wants their planter to look like it has its own backstory.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "36 Hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/root-throne-planter_1.webp", "slug": "twisted-root-planter", "short_name": "Twisted Root Planter", "hook": "A clean bowl held up by a tangle of gnarled roots, drip tray included.", "gift_for": "Plant lovers, gothic and nature decor", "dimensions": "6\"L x 6\"W x 8\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Dragon Bookend", "cat": "print", "price": 75, "desc": "A dragon caught mid-emergence, as if it's pushing straight out of the shelf itself — the head rears up with a crown of swept-back horns and a mane carved in dense, swirling cloud-and-scale patterns, while a single clawed hand rests just below, planted flat on the shelf like it's bracing to climb the rest of the way out. Every surface is covered in fine, hand-sculpted detail, from the layered brow ridges to the individually defined talons finished in glossy black for contrast against the soft matte-white body. One striking amber eye catches the light and gives the whole piece real presence, even sitting still. Beyond the display value, it's a genuinely functional bookend: the solid, weighted base tucks in at the end of a row and holds a stack of paperbacks or hardcovers upright without budging, so your favorite series stays lined up instead of slumping over. Cast in a durable, finely detailed resin that reads as a museum-quality sculpture rather than a mass-produced knickknack, it's equally at home on a bookshelf, office desk, or display ledge. A must-have for dragon and fantasy collectors, or anyone who wants their bookshelf to look like it's guarded by something.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "36 Hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/dragon-bookend.webp", "slug": "dragon-bookend", "short_name": "Dragon Bookend", "hook": "A dragon climbing out of your shelf — and holding the books up.", "gift_for": "Readers, dragon collectors, office desks", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "6\"L x 4\"W x 7\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Rose Garden Articulated Dragon", "cat": "print", "price": 70, "desc": "A fully articulated dragon in bridal white, with a single coral-pink rose blooming between its horns and a trail of smaller rosebuds climbing the spine from nose to tail. Unlike a soft floral piece, this one keeps its edge — each vertebra is crowned with a sharp, glossy spike alongside the blossoms, so the silhouette reads as equal parts elegant and fierce, like a dragon that grew a rose garden instead of losing its bite. The 3D-printed, ball-jointed body bends and coils just like a real creature, so it can be posed curled in a ring, stretched long across a shelf, or wrapped around a candle or vase, no assembly or glue required. Every rose and thorn is individually placed and finished in a soft matte white body with just enough gloss on the pink accents to catch the light. Cast in durable, poseable PLA plastic that holds its position and stands up to regular handling and re-posing. A romantic yet edgy gift for dragon collectors, rose lovers, or anyone celebrating a wedding, anniversary, or Valentine's season who wants something with more personality than a bouquet.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "36 Hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/rose-dragon.webp", "slug": "rose-garden-articulated-dragon", "short_name": "Rose Garden Dragon", "hook": "Bridal white, coral roses, sharp spines — poseable and romantic.", "gift_for": "Weddings, anniversaries, Valentine's", "dimensions": "15\"L x 3\"W x 2.5\"H, fully extended (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "FAFO Crossed Street Sign", "cat": "print", "price": 50, "desc": "A dead-on replica of a real municipal street sign, right down to the reflective-style color blocking, bold routed lettering, and matching \"ST\" and \"BLVD\" suffix tags — except this intersection only exists in one very specific state of mind. Two full-size sign blades cross at a right angle on a heavy-duty mounting bracket, exactly like the real street signs bolted to posts on every corner in America, finished with a hanging loop so it's ready to display the second it comes out of the box. Printed in durable PLA plastic with crisp, deeply embossed lettering that won't fade, peel, or scratch off like a vinyl decal would, it holds up equally well hung indoors over a bar or desk or mounted outside on a post, fence, or garage. The color-blocked backgrounds and layered lettering are printed as one solid piece rather than stickered on, so it reads as a genuine sign rather than a novelty print. A go-to gag gift for a garage, man cave, home bar, office, or dorm room, and a guaranteed laugh for anyone who's ever needed a wall decoration with a clear warning label.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "24 Hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/fafo-street-sign.webp", "slug": "f-ck-around-st-find-out-blvd-crossed-street-sign", "short_name": "FAFO Street Sign", "hook": "A dead-on replica street sign for the intersection everyone knows.", "gift_for": "Garages, home bars, gag gifts", "dimensions": "7\"H x 7\"W x 2\"D (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Dragon Bowl", "cat": "print", "price": 50, "desc": "A young dragon curled up at rest, with its own back hollowed into a deep, rounded bowl — equal parts sculpture and functional planter. The head is turned in profile with a crown of layered, feather-like horns and finely ridged ears, while the whole body is textured in overlapping scales down the tail and legs that shift from smooth on the neck to richly detailed plating across the back and haunches. The finish is the real showstopper: a deep purple-black base that shimmers with iridescent blue and violet highlights depending on the angle and light, giving it a dimensional, almost galaxy-like depth instead of flat black. The bowl itself is sized for a small succulent, air plant, or trinket dish, with clean interior walls hidden beneath the sculpted exterior, so the dragon reads as the star of the piece and the planter function as a bonus. Cast in a durable, finely detailed 3D-printed material sturdy enough for regular handling, it sits solidly on all four legs without a separate base needed. A striking accent for a desk, shelf, or nightstand, and an easy favorite for dragon collectors or anyone who wants their plants guarded by something with a little more personality than a terra cotta pot.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "24 Hrs", "image": "/content/uploads/dragon-bowl-planter.webp", "slug": "dragon-bowl", "short_name": "Dragon Bowl Planter", "hook": "A curled-up dragon with a planter bowl in its back, iridescent finish.", "gift_for": "Succulent fans, nightstands, dragon collectors", "dimensions": "7\"L x 4.5\"W x 4.5\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Glitter Resin Storage Jar — Pick Your Color", "cat": "resin", "price": 35, "desc": "A hand-poured resin jar made to order in the glitter color of your choice. The jar body is poured in a single stage with glitter suspended throughout the mix; the lid is poured separately and matched to the same color. Because glitter settles and disperses differently in each pour — affected by temperature, humidity, and the specific color blend — the particle density and the way the jar catches light will not be identical across orders. No two customers end up with quite the same piece. Clear-coat sealed and cured for 48 hours before shipping. This jar is made to order in batches of 20 — when the run ends, the mold is retired.", "specA_label": "Material", "specA_value": "Epoxy resin", "specB_label": "Cure", "specB_value": "1 week", "image": "/content/uploads/glitter-resin-jars.webp", "slug": "custom-glitter-resin-storage-jar-pick-your-color", "short_name": "Glitter Resin Jar", "hook": "Hand-poured in the glitter color you choose, lid matched to the jar.", "gift_for": "Teens, vanity tops, small-gift budgets", "dimensions": "2.5\" diameter x 2.75\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Cruise Duck Mailbox", "cat": "cruise", "price": 12, "desc": "If you've ever hidden a rubber duck on a cruise ship — or squealed when you found one — this little mailbox belongs on your stateroom door. It's a pint-sized classic American mailbox with strong magnets on the back, so it snaps right onto your metal cabin door and turns it into an official duck exchange station for the whole hallway. The arched door reads \"TAKE A DUCK / LEAVE A DUCK\" around a big cheerful rubber duck emblem, with your names and hometown printed right on the front — shown here as a finished example, and made to order with whatever names and town you want on yours, so passing duckers know exactly who they're trading with. It works like the real thing, too: the front door swings open to load it up with ducks, and the classic carrier flag on the side flips up to signal there are ducks inside waiting for a new home. Expect knocks, notes, and a steady stream of visitors — cruise duck hunters can't resist a stocked mailbox. Pick your colors as well: the mailbox body, door, and flag are each printed to order, so you can match the classic red-and-yellow shown here, your cruise line's colors, or any combination you dream up. 3D printed with crisp raised lettering that won't peel or fade like a sticker, it's lightweight for easy packing and sturdy enough for a week of daily open-and-close duty at sea — then it comes home to keep the tradition going on the fridge, a file cabinet, or an office door. Add your names, city, and color choices at checkout and set sail with the best-dressed door on the ship.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "12 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/duck-exchange-mailbox.webp", "slug": "take-a-duck-leave-a-duck-magnetic-cruise-door-mailbox", "options": [ { "label": "Small", "price": 12 }, { "label": "Normal", "price": 17 }, { "label": "Large", "price": 22 }, { "label": "Extra Large", "price": 35 } ], "personalization_prompt": "Name and City, State", "personalization_price": 7, "short_name": "Cruise Duck Mailbox", "hook": "Magnetic 'Take a Duck, Leave a Duck' mailbox for your stateroom door.", "gift_for": "Cruise duck hunters, kids at sea, cruise groups", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "5\"L x 3.5\"W x 3.5\"H (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "Cruise Memory Keeper Anchor Sign", "cat": "cruise", "price": 45, "desc": "Every cruise gives you a story worth keeping — and after a few sailings, the fridge magnets and lanyards start to blur together. This laser-cut wooden anchor keeps the whole logbook in one place: a detailed ship's wheel sits at its heart, engraved \"Blame It on the Drink Package\" with a sunburst and a pair of tropical drinks, while a banner sweeps across the anchor's arms carrying your names — the photo shows a finished example, and yours is made to order with the names you choose. The real magic is below: from the anchor's flukes hang individual engraved wood tags on metal chains, one for each cruise, marked with the ship, the sail date, and the itinerary. Every time you come home from a sailing, a new tag joins the chain, so the piece grows with you — a visible, touchable record of everywhere the drink package has taken you. Each anchor is laser-cut and engraved from real wood, with the lettering burned permanently into the grain rather than printed or stickered on, so it won't peel, fade, or rub off. Between cruises it hangs proudly by the front door, on the travel wall, or over the bar at home — a conversation starter that has guests leaning in to read where you've been and asking about the story behind every tag. Because each one is cut and engraved to order, it's genuinely one of a kind — a standout gift for the cruise-obsessed couple, a milestone anniversary at sea, or your own first sailing with many more to come. Add your names and your first cruise details at checkout, and start the collection you'll be adding to for years.", "specA_label": "Material", "specA_value": "Wood engraved", "specB_label": "Laser", "specB_value": "6 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/cruise-anchor-memory-keeper.webp", "slug": "blame-it-on-the-drink-package-anchor-cruise-memory-keeper", "options": [ { "label": "Sign only", "price": 45 }, { "label": "Sign + 1 tag", "price": 50 }, { "label": "Sign + 2 tags", "price": 55 }, { "label": "Sign + 3 tags", "price": 60 }, { "label": "Sign + 4 tags", "price": 65 }, { "label": "Sign + 5 tags", "price": 70 } ], "personalization_prompt": "Names for the banner, plus ship, sail date & itinerary for each tag", "personalization_price": 0, "short_name": "Cruise Memory Keeper", "hook": "Engraved anchor sign with an add-a-cruise tag for every sailing.", "gift_for": "Cruise couples, anniversaries at sea, first sailings", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "12\"H x 7\"W x 0.25\"D (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "3D Printed Raccoon — Patchwork Crew", "cat": "animals", "price": 20, "desc": "This little bandit looks like he was sewn together in a haunted toy shop and loved anyway. A 3D-printed raccoon sculpted head to toe like a patchwork stuffed animal — every seam, X-stitch, and suture line is modeled right into the surface, running over his head, down his belly, and across his arms like a hand-sewn doll that's been repaired one too many times. One eye is a classic white stitched button; the other peers out from his black bandit mask with a mischievous side-eye, above a toothy grin that lands him squarely in creepy-cute territory: too charming to be spooky, too spooky to be ordinary. He sits upright on his own like a well-worn teddy bear, chunky paws out front with sculpted paw-pad details, ready to perch on a desk, a bookshelf, a Halloween mantle, or year-round in any room that leans a little gothic. He's part of a whole 3D printed animal crew — the elephant and friends in the photo are littermates from the same series — so they can be collected one at a time or gathered into a full shelf of misfits. Printed to order in durable PLA with a soft matte finish that photographs like fabric, he's solid, lightweight, and far more durable than a real stuffed toy: no fraying, no stuffing leaks, no washing required. Because each one is printed and finished by hand, no two come out exactly alike — yours will be genuinely one of a kind. A perfect gift for horror fans, trash-panda lovers, gothic decor collectors, or anyone whose inner child has a dark side. Add him to your cart and give this stitched-up little scoundrel a home.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "14 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/patchwork-raccoon.webp", "slug": "patchwork-raccoon", "short_name": "3D Printed Raccoon", "hook": "A creepy-cute bandit with button eyes and a toothy grin.", "gift_for": "Horror fans, trash-panda lovers, gothic shelves", "best_seller": true, "dimensions": "4.5\"H x 4\"W x 3.5\"D (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "3D Printed Elephant — Patchwork Crew", "cat": "animals", "price": 20, "desc": "Part circus escapee, part haunted nursery toy, all charm. This 3D-printed elephant is sculpted like a hand-sewn stuffed animal that's lived a few lives — X-stitches scattered across his forehead and big floppy ears, a patched-up scar on one cheek, a tiny skull stitched over his heart, and a pair of mismatched button eyes (one white, one tone-on-tone) that give him a permanently curious stare over a wide toothy grin. He's printed in a rich metallic emerald that shifts and gleams like silk under the light, so he reads as glossy and collectible rather than dusty — the shine does half the work of catching eyes from across the room. Crisp white paw pads on all four feet and a trunk curled down between them finish the well-loved, hand-sewn look, and he sits sturdily on his own on a desk, shelf, or bedside table. He's one of a whole 3D printed animal menagerie — the rhino, bunny, lion, and friends peeking over his shoulder in the photo are from the same series — so you can adopt him solo or start collecting the full crew of stitched-up misfits. Printed to order in durable PLA, he's solid, lightweight, and far tougher than a real stuffed toy: no fraying seams, no leaking stuffing, just wipe him off and he's good as new. Because every one is printed and finished individually, no two come out exactly alike — yours is genuinely one of a kind. A standout gift for elephant lovers with a dark streak, creepy-cute collectors, gothic nursery decor, or anyone building the strangest shelf in the house. Add him to your cart and let this grinning gentle giant hold down your herd.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "14 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/patchwork-elephant.webp", "slug": "patchwork-elephant", "short_name": "3D Printed Elephant", "hook": "Metallic emerald, mismatched button eyes, a skull over its heart.", "gift_for": "Elephant lovers, creepy-cute collectors", "dimensions": "4.5\"H x 4\"W x 3.5\"D (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "3D Printed Rhino — Patchwork Crew", "cat": "animals", "price": 20, "desc": "The tough guy of the 3D printed animal crew — and the one with the best story scars. This 3D-printed rhino is sculpted like a hand-stitched stuffed animal that's clearly been through some things: suture lines run over the crown of his head and down his round belly, patched seams cross his arms and legs, and one eye is stitched over with a big X patch while the other stares wide and unblinking above a huge, toothy, up-to-something grin. The showpiece is his horn — a bright traffic-cone orange spike right in the middle of his gray patchwork face, popping against the muted body like a warning label he refuses to take seriously. Perky ears, a chunky sitting pose, and sculpted white paw pads on all four feet keep him on the cuddly side of creepy, and he sits solidly on his own on a desk, shelf, bar top, or bedside table. He's part of a whole 3D printed animal menagerie — the elephant, bear, lion, and friends behind him in the photo are littermates from the same series — so he can stand guard solo or anchor a growing collection of misfits. Printed to order in durable PLA, he's solid and lightweight with all the character of a vintage stuffed toy and none of the fragility: no fraying, no stuffing leaks, no washing — a quick wipe and he's showroom fresh. Because each one is printed and finished by hand, no two come out exactly alike, making yours genuinely one of a kind. A perfect pick for rhino lovers, horror-adjacent decor, desk-toy collectors, or anyone who wants the office mascot with the most personality per inch. Add him to your cart and let the one-eyed heavyweight of the herd hold down your shelf.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "14 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/patchwork-rhino.webp", "slug": "patchwork-rhino", "short_name": "3D Printed Rhino", "hook": "The tough guy of the crew, with a traffic-cone orange horn.", "gift_for": "Desk toys, office mascots", "dimensions": "4.5\"H x 4\"W x 3.5\"D (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "3D Printed Bunny — Patchwork Crew", "cat": "animals", "price": 20, "desc": "Don't let the floppy ears fool you — this is not the Easter bunny. This 3D-printed rabbit is sculpted like a hand-sewn stuffed toy that went a little feral: long, droopy stitched ears frame a face wearing a huge grin packed with two full rows of sharp white teeth, under one wide, unblinking eye and one white X-stitched button where the other used to be. A ragged white heart patch is sewn over his chest — proof that somewhere under all that menace, he means well — and suture lines run up his forehead, around his ears, and down his round belly like he's been lovingly repaired more than once. He's printed in a deep, electric cobalt blue that photographs almost neon, with crisp white accents on the teeth, nose, heart, and paw pads that make every detail jump. He sits sturdily on his own on a shelf, desk, nightstand, or anywhere you'd like a little chaos with your decor. He's one of a whole 3D printed animal menagerie — the elephant and friends glowing in the background of the photo are littermates from the same series — so he can fly solo or join a growing crew of stitched-up misfits. Printed to order in durable PLA, he's solid, lightweight, and far tougher than any real stuffed toy: no fraying, no loose threads, no stuffing to leak — a quick wipe keeps him grinning like new. Because each one is printed and finished by hand, no two come out exactly alike, so yours is genuinely one of a kind. A perfect pick for creepy-cute collectors, horror fans, alt-decor lovers, or anyone whose favorite bunny has always been the one with the most teeth. Add him to your cart — he promises to behave. Mostly.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "14 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/patchwork-bunny.webp", "slug": "patchwork-bunny", "short_name": "3D Printed Bunny", "hook": "Electric cobalt, floppy ears, two full rows of teeth.", "gift_for": "Alt-decor lovers, horror fans", "dimensions": "4.5\"H x 4\"W x 3.5\"D (approx., visual estimate)" }, { "name": "3D Printed Lion — Patchwork Crew", "cat": "animals", "price": 20, "desc": "The king of the 3D printed animal crew, and he knows it. This 3D-printed lion is sculpted like a regal old stuffed toy that's survived generations of love and a few battles besides — a full, wind-swept mane of individually sculpted tan locks sweeps up off his forehead and cascades around his face like he just walked out of a shampoo commercial in the middle of a thunderstorm. Underneath it, the patchwork tells the story: one eye is a stitched tan button with a white X, the other a wide blank stare, with suture scars across his brow and a huge, tight-lipped grin absolutely packed with teeth. His body is printed in a gleaming golden silk finish that catches light like polished brass, shifting between honey and amber as he turns, with crisp white claws, paw pads, and inner ears for contrast, and stitch lines running down his chest and legs to complete the well-loved look. He sits proudly on his haunches, front paws planted wide, and holds the pose on his own on any shelf, desk, or mantle that needs a monarch. He rules over a whole 3D printed animal menagerie — the elephant, bunny, and friends behind him in the photo are from the same series — so he can reign solo or preside over the full pride of misfits. Printed to order in durable PLA, he's solid and lightweight with none of a real stuffed toy's fragility: no fraying mane, no loose threads, just a quick wipe to keep the shine. Because each one is printed and finished by hand, no two come out exactly alike — yours is genuinely one of a kind. Perfect for lion lovers, Leo birthdays, creepy-cute collectors, or anyone whose shelf needs a king with a crooked crown. Add him to your cart and let the mane event begin.", "specA_label": "Filament", "specA_value": "PLA", "specB_label": "Print time", "specB_value": "14 hours", "image": "/content/uploads/patchwork-lion.webp", "slug": "patchwork-lion", "short_name": "3D Printed Lion", "hook": "A golden-maned king with a crooked crown and a mouth full of teeth.", "gift_for": "Leo birthdays, lion lovers", "dimensions": "4.5\"H x 4\"W x 3.5\"D (approx., visual estimate)" } ], "holiday_banner": { "enabled": true, "text": "Order by December 10 for Christmas delivery — everything is made to order.", "link": "/#shop" }, "bundles": [ { "name": "Dragon Shelf Bundle", "slug": "dragon-shelf-bundle", "items": [ "Crystal Ice Dragon", "Dragon Bookend" ], "price": 122, "compare_price": 135, "hook": "A poseable Crystal Ice Dragon and the Dragon Bookend to guard it.", "image": "/content/uploads/dragon-bookend.webp", "cat": "print" }, { "name": "Resin Table Bundle", "slug": "resin-table-bundle", "items": [ "Resin Serving Tray", "Shell Casing Coasters (Set of 4)" ], "price": 135, "compare_price": 150, "hook": "The wave serving tray with a set of four shell-casing coasters.", "image": "/content/uploads/6201.webp", "cat": "resin" }, { "name": "Cruise Door Starter", "slug": "cruise-door-starter", "items": [ "Cruise Duck Mailbox (Normal)", "Cruise Memory Keeper Anchor Sign (Sign only)" ], "price": 55.8, "compare_price": 62, "hook": "Everything for your stateroom door: the duck mailbox and the anchor memory keeper.", "image": "/content/uploads/bundle-cruise-door-starter.webp", "cat": "cruise" }, { "name": "Dragon Hoard", "slug": "dragon-hoard", "items": [ "Crystal Ice Dragon", "Articulated Cherry Blossom Dragon" ], "price": 108, "compare_price": 120, "hook": "Pick two dragons: Crystal Ice and Cherry Blossom, both fully poseable.", "image": "/content/uploads/bundle-dragon-hoard.webp", "cat": "print" }, { "name": "Dragon Hoard with Rose Garden", "slug": "dragon-hoard-rose-garden", "items": [ "Rose Garden Articulated Dragon", "Crystal Ice Dragon" ], "price": 117, "compare_price": 130, "hook": "The Rose Garden dragon plus a Crystal Ice dragon. Want Cherry Blossom instead? Add a note in your order email.", "image": "/content/uploads/bundle-dragon-hoard-rose-garden.webp", "cat": "print" }, { "name": "Patchwork Crew (3)", "slug": "patchwork-crew-3", "items": [ "Raccoon", "Elephant", "Rhino" ], "price": 54, "compare_price": 60, "hook": "Three creepy-cute Patchwork Crew animals. Want different ones? Reply to your order email with your 3 picks.", "image": "/content/uploads/bundle-patchwork-crew-3.webp", "cat": "print" }, { "name": "Patchwork Crew (all 5)", "slug": "patchwork-crew-5", "items": [ "Raccoon", "Elephant", "Rhino", "Bunny", "Lion" ], "price": 90, "compare_price": 100, "hook": "Collect the whole crew: all five Patchwork animals.", "image": "/content/uploads/bundle-patchwork-crew-5.webp", "cat": "print" }, { "name": "Plant Lover Trio", "slug": "plant-lover-trio", "items": [ "Tree Spirit Planter", "Twisted Root Planter", "Dragon Bowl" ], "price": 166.5, "compare_price": 185, "hook": "Odd little homes for succulents: three planters in one gift.", "image": "/content/uploads/bundle-plant-lover-trio.webp", "cat": "print" } ] }